Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you.

Stephanie Klein, Straight Up and Dirty: A Memoir (via kushandwizdom)

jimmorrison1969:

REMINDERS:
hair is not permanent. baths will make u sleepy and so will lotion. if u aren’t up for school don’t fucking go. u don’t need to explain urself. it’s ok to give in to societies expectations sometimes. girl sweat is a gift from whatever the fuck u believe in. just bcause u can,doesn’t mean u should. bring food with u everywhere and don’t hesitate to eat it. ur aren’t as bloated as u think u r. write things on ur hands.

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thefarfire:

jr-abraxas:

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buttalecki:

what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? 

like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons

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I do not have the power within me to not reblog this. 

Christ almighty

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How many slams in an old screen door? Depends how loud you shut it. How many slices in a bread? Depends how thin you cut it. How much good inside a day? Depends how good you live ‘em. How much love inside a friend? Depends how much you give ‘em.

Shel Silverstein (via kushandwizdom)

tastefullyoffensive:

Be nice to Frank.

[caboosium]

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awwww-cute:

He finally grew into that bow tie

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shitthesignssay:

"Gemini"

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hardforbrandon:

THE FIRST POUNCE WAS ADORABLE, BUT THE SECOND ONE?????? I CAN’T TAKE THIS.

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rebelliousbieber:

my mom is nursing these kittens because their mommy got hurt, they have no patience

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becausewhynoteathumans:

im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time

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tastefullyoffensive:

Smile for the camera! [x]

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thatfunnyblog:

Asked to be made rebloggable

Funny Stuff you like?

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okcdouchebags:

xsugar-venom:

Well, you asked.

OH GOD

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